Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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