I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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