2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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