I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
