READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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