cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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