he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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