He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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