Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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