Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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