"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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