on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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