I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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