Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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