You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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