so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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