idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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