Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
