i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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