they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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