im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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