? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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