my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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