your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
do herpes really smell.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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