East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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