R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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