That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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