I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Walk of Shame today included voting.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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