We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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