I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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