is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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