Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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