so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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