Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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