porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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