You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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