is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
and she was petting her beer can
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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