im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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