I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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