I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
The power of my boobs compel you
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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