my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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