My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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