and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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