their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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