He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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