IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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