i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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