I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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