NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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