Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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